Quote of the Day

Creepy office guy: "I'm gonna come over there & pee on your shoes." As said to an undetermined co-worker.

"Coco. Coco Cabana." Over. & over. & over. It's the only part he knows & he has two of the three words wrong.

I do have something interesting to write about, but it's a secret... All of my 2 readers will just have to wait until Sept 9th. You're both on the edges of your seats, aren't you? I know. It's okay, you don't have to pretend.